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this one time in the 9th grade my friend got up from her seat and she had her period all over the seat and her pants and me being the idiot i am thought it was chocolate because the blue seat color mixed with the blood made the color brown so i was like “haha you sat in chocolate” and everyone noticed and they made fun of her

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gay boy:
hey man you look good today
straight boy:
oh my god man what the fuck i'm not a faggot, i'm pretty sure this is harassment
straight boy:
[slaps girls' asses as they walk by] [asks them if they finger themselves] [pleads every girl to have anal sex]